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[The Invisible Hand of Fascinet]

Just spotted a bitchin' dark elf lady and I thought: what would our

love

children look like? Would they run around on a little set of spider
legs and terrorize every other kid on the playground? Would they be
half-elf? Half-dark elf? Full on wozzle?

Good question.

Semi-half-mulatelf?

What would your kid's statistics bonuses look like?


-F

[Vader des Vaderlands]

Post by The Invisible Hand of Fascinet

Just spotted a bitchin' dark elf lady and I thought: what would our

love

children look like? Would they run around on a little set of spider
legs and terrorize every other kid on the playground? Would they be
half-elf? Half-dark elf? Full on wozzle?

Good question.
Semi-half-mulatelf?
What would your kid's statistics bonuses look like?
-F

They'd have a save bonus against poison and pocket protectors. The
poison 'cause of the spidery relation and the resistance 'cause it's
cool to be like dad.


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